JC

JC

I am Juan-Carlos Alberto.

That is about all you

need to know.

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

Today I got into an argument with my Aunt because she was upset that her daughter was dating a girl so I said

"Do you really think you should fall in love with someone’s genitals over their soul? Because that’s shallow and sad"

And my 75 year old grandmother who was sitting in her rocking chair, and who hasn’t said a word for the past hour screamed “OH BURN” and hit my aunt with a fly swatter

image My gramma is a special lady okay.

(via fuckyeasexyasians)

quasigeostrophy:

rockcandymelted:

tobefitforme:

im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.

gotta love your nurses, people.

I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.

(Source: sandandglass, via holyshitimtired)

im-a-paramonster:

shutupandview:

crystaal13:

andimhighonmisery:

ignoranceisournewbestfriend:

r-e-n-e-g-a-d-e:

itsparamoore:

hayleywilliamsgifs:

paramoreandstuff:

everyonetells:

hayley williams’ amazing voice.

Ahhhh <3

O H   M Y F U C K I N G   G O D

HOLY SHIT SO GOOD

oh Lord sdmfgdfg

omg i lost my shit.

I will never not reblog this!

Holy shit her voice

it gave me chills

(via only-parawhores)

niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
What

HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H

(Source: kegelgod, via moonliightkniight)

fannishbeth:

twinntastic-vegan-princes:

evilfeminist:

Today, I read an article about a woman with HIV who was raped. The man that attacked her is now HIV positive. All of the commentary surround this was about how she should have told him she was HIV+ and that women with HIV should have a badge or special underwear so that this doesn’t happen to another man. It is 12:12am and I am already done with the world. 

That is rape culture

THIS POST WINS FOR THE MOST HORRIFYING THING I’VE READ ALL DAY

(via stop)

I can never get enough of you, sweetheart.

ohsnapsoraya:

And I can never get enough of you, my dearest love.

(Source: auroramvigilate)

mooseravenclaw:

jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

"I stopped counting a few decades ago. no. what’s the one with the zeros? millennia that’s it. human time keeping is so confusing."

(via holyshitimtired)

officialfrenchtoast:

jesus-take-the-feels:

offficialfrenchtoast:

Mom: hey do some chores

Me:

image

What the fuck did your mom give birth too

someone who doesnt like doing chores

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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