JC

JC

I am Juan-Carlos Alberto.

That is about all you

need to know.

pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

(Source: watchthefirefliesdance, via iidropkickbabies)

poupon:

drakensberg:

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

lennonlively:

i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

(via stop)

Anonymously tell me your assumptions about me and I’ll confirm or deny them.

(Source: personablesmile, via stop)

punkrockmerman:

jamestmccoy:

weloveshortvideos:

He wasn’t ready… 

I’VE WATCHED THIS 18 FUCKIN TIMES AND I HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S BETTER THE NOISE OR THE FUCKING LOOK HE GIVES

(via thatpunnyguy)

ben-c:

bonaventure-:

if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically 

some person: hey asstown 
you: nah 
some person:

i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”

(via avalonsguardian)

toocooltobehipster:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

110,000 notes in a day. why did i not watermark this with my face

(via ashleymaaae)

5:00 p.m. (Please don’t ever think of me as a mistake)

(Source: expresswithsilence, via ashleymaaae)

I hope
you never
regret me.

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via gouls)

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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(Source: sorry, via youngvolcanoe-s)

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